The fulfilling of my sinister plot is now at hand; for sure, I am going to take over the world this time! Nothing will be able to stop me!
It is time. Time for...
A sinister ritual, muhahaha!Edit
May moose be cheese, and cheese be moose;
may the carrots flow, upon thy cheese!
Yes! Yes! Feel the cookies! Feel their divine evil!
Uuurk! Gurk, gurk. Huuurk! Lurk, slurk.
(twitch, grin, twitch, twitch, giggle, twitch, grin)
Having thus spoken, the nose began to itch; my, what a pitch!
But with a flick of a switch - the nasty itch - found itself
upside-down with a mighty stitch!
It is done; the fluff is free! Unbound by sneeze, nose and carrots, it can finally rise to power. Fluffalicious power! This ritual is hereby concluded; its purpose has been served. Its evilly evil purpose. And it's all on purpose. Though what purpose, shall forever remain a mystery!
AHA! I am invincible! *falls over*
...Anyway, that was hardly case for concern; for sure, I am doing just fine. In fact, things have never been better! Nothing can stop me now!